Celebrities! Theyâre just like usâbut only biologically. Their lives are fundamentally different from yours and mine, and so are their problems. Exhibit A: On Tuesday night, writer Joshua Haigh reposted a TikTok in which Batman and Robin star and â90s icon Alicia Silverstone films herself on the street in London, England, biting into an unidentified orange fruit sheâd (seemingly) picked off a bush growing through the fence around some British strangerâs yard.
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âI donât think youâre supposed to eat this,â Silverstone mused, through a mouthful of the thing she suspected she was not supposed to eat, which she said tasted âlike a pepper.â Haigh then supplied the punch line, suggesting that the foraging thespianâa member, it feels relevant to note, of the do-your-own-research community, where asking the chat to weigh in on what youâve just eaten counts as a clinical trialâ had actually sampled âa very poisonous form of deadly nightshade,â and noting âsheâs not posted sinceâ¦rip girl you were great in clueless.â Silverstone then stopped postingI logged off that night more concerned about Alicia Silverstoneâs well-being than Iâd been since the first time I saw her jump off that bridge in Aerosmithâs video for âCryinâ.â
In that video, of course, it turns out sheâs tethered to the bridge by a bungee cord, so she lives to dangle in midair while flipping the bird to her no-good ex-boyfriend, played by Steven Dorff. Silverstone also survived her encounter with what experts said was probably Solanum pseudocapsicum, colloquially known as the Jerusalem cherry, which does contain toxic chemicals similar to morphine and strychnine, can be dangerous to small children and pets, and can cause symptoms ranging from nausea, fever and paralysis to hallucinations and delirium, but has never documentedly killed anyone. In a proof-of-life TikTok posted on Wednesday, Silverstone wrote, âDonât worryâ¦I didnât swallow,â followed by a winky-face emoji, and also a tongue-out emoji that, in this context, seemed to say, I have learned not one thing from this close call with major gastrointestinal distress and will nibble forbidden bush-fruit like a baby deer again as soon as the opportunity presents itself.
Berrygate gave us a news cycle full of poetically strange sentencesâ âAlicia Silverstone bit into an unknown berry she found growing in England,â wrote the Los Angeles Times in a photo captionâthat felt less like news and more like Mad Libs, or possibly Kings Landing tavern gossip. The Princess Silverstone, who has raised her banner for Ser Robert the Brainwyrmed, Mover of Bear Corpses, has gone across the sea and eaten poison berries, yet she lives still! But meanwhile, in Scotland, things got even more overtly old-world supernatural this week for Guillermo del Toro. The Shape of Water director, whoâs in Scotland filming a new adaptation of Mary Shelleyâs Frankenstein with Jacob Elordi playing Oscar Isaacâs monster, posted on Wednesday about the âoppressiveâ atmosphere in his room at a circa-1800s hotel in Aberdeen. The room, del Toro wrote, was previously occupied by another member of the production team, until âodd electrical and physical occurrencesâ scared her into vacating.